My Recipe For More Page Views

I have discovered the secret to getting the most page views in one day for your personal WordPress site.

The recipe is actually pretty simple:

All it takes to boost the page views is Olivia Wilde

  • Take one review of the movie TRON: Legacy
  • Add references to the original TRON movie
  • Mix in references to Star Wars and a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Post soon after 9:00am PST on the first Monday morning after New Year’s, when so many are just getting back to the office but aren’t ready to start working
  • Tag with postaday2011 for http://dailypost.wordpress.com/
  • Publicize on Facebook and Twitter
  • Stir vigorously
  • Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes
  • Cool for the rest of the day

If your recipe calls for even more hits to the site than the above can give you, add in a picture of Olivia Wilde, and I’m sure it’ll be a huge hit.

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